I'm sure all my loyal readers will be relieved to know that Mr. Hawaiian Lai did NOT ask me to pay for my concert ticket Saturday night and has in fact already bought us tickets for another upcoming show - and has not negotiated any payment terms with me.
We had a brief discussion on our past dating experiences. I said the last guy I dated (PAL) was just wildly unreliable and didn't treat me particularly well. He said "why do nice girls always fall for guys like that?" That is one for the ages. Since he is completely smitten with me now, I think it is time to dump him. I only date those that use me like a doormat. Kidding. Ha.
In other news, I took the opportunity to make a complete ass of myself Tuesday night, along with a female compatriot from another ski mountain. We polished off between the two of us, a bottle of a wine, two pints of beer and two martinis, followed by drunken dancing, passing out and a hangover to beat the band. This concludes my "picking up guys at the local bar" strategy. I am ON the wagon until further notice. I'm sure all of North Conway is wondering what the hell working at a ski resort does to its marketing personnel after witnessing the self-immolation of the two of us.
New strategy - AA meetings! I hear there are a lot of guys there. We can swap war stories and 30 day chips.
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