Aiming Too Low

I was reading a news article today on CNN.com and realized I have been aiming too low. It's time to cast aside the men of northern New Hampshire and Maine and head to New York City.


You see, I read that my all time favorite movie star celebrity comedian Bill Murray is getting divorced!


In reading this article, I can see he is clearly in the same situation I am in. Except he is a world famous actor and comic. Other than that, EXACTLY the same.



Targeting the newly divorced is a great strategy for 40-something women to use to find dates, or so I heard. Movie stars are no exception.

Look back at my last post. Now look at the headline of this article. Coincidence? I think not. Surely the earth and stars above are aligned now, pointing me to his home in upstate New York. His ex claims that he is addicted to alcohol, marijuana and sex. Sign me up!

People who know me know I can figure out just about anything. So I am truly thinking about how to get myself in front of Bill Murray. Of course, in my head, I have Bill Murray circa 1992 in my head, say, from his Ground Hog Day era. The Bill Murray of 2008 is a little more gray around the temples. But at age 58, he is likely to be salvageable. Plus all the money and fame will help me see beyond the age difference. And his ex-wife is 42. Coincidence?

Another thing I have in common with Bill ... golf. But his last public golf outing included driving a golf cart when intoxicated in Sweden. Now who hasn't done this? Of course, he wasn't on a golf course when he did it - but that's merely a detail. It just makes him more loveable.

So clearly Bill and I have enough in common to sustain a relationship. Now I just need the introduction. So please, if you know Bill, just forward him a link to this blog. I'm just a few hours away from New York by golf cart.