Perfect 10

I recently joined a new online dating site that features a means by which other members can "rate" your photo. It breaks down the ratings by age group. The good news is, guys ages 32-41 dig me. Those under 32 not so much.

But who cares about them. So not to hold off any longer, here are my ratings as of today:

So it is good that guys in their late 30s dig me. More so than guys over 40. And who cares about the ones in their 20s - they practically need a babysitter.

And who are these women who are rating me? I thought I was spending too much time on these dating sites! They rate me more severely as men the same age. Bitches. They're just jealous.
In case you are wondering, here is the photo they are rating.

I looked at the "top 500." Most are blonds in halter tops, I could do that. And their average rating is about 8.34 so my rating in the mid 7s is pretty good.

Anyone who knows me know I am a stats Nazi. These are very small sample sizes. The confidence factor is pretty low.

So wish me luck. I may not be perfect, but I'm better than 73.4% of the rest of the people out there.