I suppose it was inevitable ...

... that someone with a foot fetish would find me. I get an IM from a guy in ONTARIO.

Whenever someone in a different time zone checks in, you KNOW they are randomly contacting every one that can be found, looking for the one who shares that certain something. So a quick view of his profile reveals ... this:

"As any woman knows, women's shoes can be uncomfortable, especially high-heeled, pointy shoes. It isn't natural - its contrary to natural. The foot isn't natural and pointy. The very fact that its contrary to being natural makes it very alluring. The heel is everything as a series of anatomic changes occurs when a woman puts on a pair of high heeled shoes. Her calves are lifted, her back arches, her backside sticks out, and we all know that even the best high-heeled shoes are marginally unstable, so theres a certain swagger when a a woman walks in high-heels. All of this changes the entire posture of a woman walking, it just becomes so damm sexy."

Yeah.

So, wiggling my size tens, I ask him outright, "foot fetish, right?" He plays dumb. It's not a stretch.