Bad Boy Redux

OK, this HAS to be THE most outrageous Craigslist ad I've ever seen, and I've seen a LOT.

In other news, Mission Control DID regain contact with the Space Man and a reconnoiter is scheduled for 16:00 tomorrow.

Wish me luck! And if not, I think a trip to Portsmouth is in order. ;)

Update to posting - ad link removed so I have posted an excerpt below:

Bad boy doesn't begin to cover it, and the sad thing is you won't realize it until you look in the mirror one day and see a crazed junkie you don't even recognize. If you value your sanity and your grasp on reality, click back now. Still reading? You're in big trouble. The first one is always free - which is why you need to resist the dangerous temptation lest you start a downward spiral that will leave you wondering what happened to your life, your job, your friends, even your ability to tell right from wrong, day from night, up from down. If you're looking for a serious 'bad boy' you aren't interested in a Harley, a few tattoos or dirty clothes, not even a specific attitude. You're looking for a guy that unlocks something within you - a dark side that you know is in there that no man has been able to tap. You want to ride the edge between who you are today and the wicked alter-you that is deep inside, hidden to the world.

I'm not looking to start at the bottom. If you're reading this wondering if you are attractive enough, appealing enough, high class enough to attract me - don't write. I'm looking for someone at the top of her game - professional career, well educated, well read and traveled, high self esteem and pride in all that you've accomplished in life. If you've responded to more than a handful of CL ads in the past few years - you aren't holding out for the best. If you have been reading these for years and laughing at all of them, using this section as an entertaining distraction from real life, and are thinking to yourself 'now THAT is the one I've been waiting for' - and if you have what it takes to gamble at the high stakes tables - then let's talk.